April 4, 2005
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Two updates in one day, aren't you all special.
So because this is a trucking company we get a lot of really special people in here. Often the guys reek of alcohol because they basically live in their trucks. So this guy just stumbled into the lobby, drunk as hell, and peed in our fake potted plant. Yes, he took a piss in our fake plant, he was sooo drunk he didn't know what he was doing. What a nice end, to a long Monday.
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EW!!! You should have dumped it on his head, and said, 'It's fake dirt, you twit, but you're real dirt" ...
...then gotten the license number, etc of his truck, and called the cops to report a drunk driver afetr he left.
Ah, the things we'd LIKE to do... *sigh*
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