April 6, 2005

• So I joined a softball team. We had our first practice last night. It was a lot of fun, buy I'm paying for it today. I'm so frickin' out of shape. I know I'm not old by any means, but I don't feel as spry as I used to be. It felt good though, if for nothing else than to be out there doing something other than work and being at home.

  So, I get really bored to day at work as most who talk to me know. And today in a fit of boredom I rearranged the keys on my keyboard. So like, the 'A' is now where the 'P' was, and the 'H' is where the 'V' was. I not only did this out of boredom, but because I have found it is a remarkable deterrent against other people use my computer. Mine is closest to the door so people think they can just jump on it if they need something. Yeah, NO!

  Its funnier than hell to see people sit down, look at the keyboard and go, "What the hell!" They aren't even smart enough to realize its just the keys that have move, the actually commands are still in the same place. So people will be pushing the 'H' button and screaming because they are getting a 'V'. Idiots. I have succeeded by using there own stupidity against them. LEARN TO TYPE MOTHERFUCKERS! Then maybe you'll be less confused.

  • 7:25 pm
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